In reponse to the original e-mail…
Hello Florence.
What serendipity occasions your most splendid offer! I often wonder about God’s sublime plan and how it all fits together. I suppose we mere mortals may never know!
Firstly, let me offer my deepest condolences for your loss. I know exactly how you feel, you see my crazy Uncle Gunther has recently passed away. Uncle Gunther was involved in some real estate development of some sort (these things elude me). But let me tell you about his craziness.
During the reading of the will, my crazy Uncle Gunther bequeathed several “boots to the head” to many of my family members. That is to say, the probate lawyer, while reading the will and doing my late Uncle’s bidding…would reach over the desk with a black rubber boot and firmly smack my father’s head with it. Apparently, my Uncle was upset with his brother but he didn’t stop there. He did the same thing to my mother, and my two sisters.
I thought for certain that I’d be next in line to receive a “boot to the head” but instead, my Uncle gave to me his three-legged dog named Lucky. Lucky was run over by a truck and had to have his front leg removed. Lucky was present at the reading of the will and just before the lawyer’s assistants handed the dog over to me, the probate lawyer reached across the desk and gave the dog a “boot to the head.” I was stunned.
But that was nothing. My crazy Uncle Gunther also revelaed that I was to be the sole heir to his entire estate worth $4.72 million!!! My family was so upset! There was only one stipulation: I’d be required to take care of Lucky, take him to the vet, get him a complete checkup, get him a haircut, get his chest x-ray’d, fix his teeth, and clean his ears. Wow! Little did I know how expensive those things are.
But since you and I are going to become business partners, I should be able to take care of these tasks without a problem! Serendipity!
So yes, please tell me what I need to do to get the 15%!
I’ll forward a picture of Lucky to you next week. He’s quite a loving pooch.
All my best wishes,
Horace Pankin
I sent that a couple days ago. Her response below came last night.
Dear Horace Pankin, Thanks a lot for all your explanations. In fact your urgent response has given me a relief of mind in my search for an honest and sincere person that will understand my critical present situation here and also your assurance concerning the proposal I sent to you for assisting me for fund transfer and investment establishment in your base for long time relationship for the mutual benefits of both of us.
However dear Horace Pankin, what I mean is that I inherited this vital sum from my late father, Which I will need your assistance for the investment establishment in lucratvies avenue over there in your base. This fund was deposited in a prime bank here in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire west Africa where I am staying now but very willing to travel out due to the political instablity in the country and also because of my uncle and my late father’s business associate.
The fund is deposited with the name of my late father as the depositor while my name as the next of kin. I have been at the bank to confirm the extance of this fund with the deposit lodgement recipt the bank issued to my late father as of the time he made this deposit.The bank has also issued to me a statement of account confirming the existance of the fund deposit.
I am assuring you that everything is in order and we are going to conclude smoothly and transparently with smiles on our faces. Only what I need from you is to a good and honest partner who will assist me to receive this fund in a good account over there in your country and invest it properly in a lucrative venture over there in your country. I want you to be rest assured that this project is 100% risky free and legitimate in the sense that there will never be any strange protocol or what ever illegality to be attached. You need not be skepiticalor worried of any type about this proposal It was due to the political instabilty in our country and also because of these bad people that make’s me to search for a means to get out of the country. I will be delighted to inform you the precious areas in which I need your assistance since i have already informed you the source and origin of my fund is inheritance from my late father Since after the death of my father I have waitted to make sure that no body is aware of this fund before I decided to contact you personaly for this transaction, hoping that you will not let me down. No other person who is aware of the fund, No body knows my where about,As I am staying in a guest house out side the city now.
The areas I need your assistance is follows:
1) Just for you to assist and make sure this fund is retrieve from the bank smoothly into your account oveseas with out much taxes toyour government and negotiate for lucratrives and profitable investment in which the fund will be invested properly with out much taxes to the government.
2) For you to help me to receive me over to your country on my arrival and secure a perment resident permit, to further my education before going to business.
3) In fact for you to be the guardian of this fund investing it in a lucratives venture why I further my education because I will like to continue my study.
For your assistance in these areas I am suggesting to give you at least 15% from the total fund after the transfer while 3% will be set outside for any expenses that might incur during the transaction. Then rest will be for the investment.
As soon As I receive your positive response I will contact you for more vocal conversation and I will send to you the documents of proof concerning this deposit in order for you link up with the bank direct to confirm the cetainty of the deposit and thearrange with them how the fund will be transferred into your account for the establishment.
Meanwhile,I will be going to the bank tomorrow to discuss with the director the best the fund will be transfer to any account you will provide. I believe that if we follow up things as I planned the fund will be into any account you might provide within few days.
For my brief introduction, Iam :Miss Florence Kouadio.
I am citizen of Republic of Ivory coast.
Name of my Late father: Mr Mohab Kouadio.
Name of my Late mother: Mrs Rabie Kouadio. My Late father before his death was wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory coast.
This is my brief data,
I will send you my picture Immediately i receive your response, If there are other things you will like to know about me,please feel free to ask me and i will give youthe information. This is to enable us know ourselves better, build trust and build our relationship before we make the transfer. Send me your direct telephone number for our easy communication and also your picture which you promised to send to me in your next mail. I expect your urgent mail.
Thanks and god bless you.
Yours Sincerely
Florence Kouadio.
I’m working on a response now. Come back to see how it goes, won’t you?
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