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Archive for September, 2005

Arrrrg, Matey!

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 19th, 2005

Kristin Trent reminded me that it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day. So I discovered what my actual Pirate name is…

Black Roger Flint

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Loving the new Word Press

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 18th, 2005

Ever since I upgraded cvanepps.com to the newest version of WordPress, I have received NOT ONE spam comment! You should’ve seen me a month ago, I’d get about a hundred spam comments a day and I’d spend a fair amount of time removing them. I had anti-spam plugins installed with the old version of WordPress but they didn’t work too well. This is so great! Kiss my ass, viagra-peddlers and online-gambling vendors!!

Mars, Private Property

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 18th, 2005

According to this Wired story, there’s a Cambridge, MA-based company looking to raise funding to place a human settlement on Mars in the next 25 years.

I wonder if they’re taking volunteers for the first settlers? I envision a ship called “Mayflower II” and a descendant of Christopher Jones will pilot her. We’d get to have our own Thanksgiving! Of course, the only thing we could harvest would be water condensation from the greenhouse and whatever plants we brought with us for oxygen. But there’d be a lot less people to deal with, that’s for sure! I would LOVE to go!

Digital COULD be Crystal Clear

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 15th, 2005

I was reading an article in PC World about configuring a computer to record television like Tivo does, and it mentions how “digital cable ensures a stable, crystal-clear picture and sound.” Well, the stable part might be true relative to analog, but the crystal clear thing isn’t so true. Analog cable suffers from interference, bad installations, subpar equipment and adverse weather. But then, so does digital cable, on all counts.

Digital cable provides more benefits to the cable companies than the consumer. The main thing digital cable affords the cable operator/supplier is a controllable level of image compression. In other words, they can control exactly how clear the picture really is. To save bandwidth and possibly increase stability, they can compress the picture pixels a bit more to allow for the signal to be “smaller,” bandwidth-speaking. You can sometimes see these compression artifacts in pixellated imaging, “image banding” and the like. We never had that with analog cable. I’m not trying to say analog cable TV is better. After all, digital cable provides the consumer with things like On Demand service, High Definition, and surround sound. So I’ll take digital over analog.

But this automatic “digital is crystal clear” bullshit is getting tiresome.

My TV is Alive Once More

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 14th, 2005

The replacement bulb for my Samsung television has arrived and it couldn’t have been easier to install. Damn, them Koreans know how to design stuff!

Hey Doug, for future reference, the part you’ll need one day is BP96-00224A.

Bush Displays Humility

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 14th, 2005

In a shocking move, Bush has accepted the blame for the lengthy delay in providing aid to survivors of hurricane Katrina. I’m so used to taking a contrary position to whatever Bush says that I’m at a loss for words.

On Your Toes?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 11th, 2005

Yet another new look for This Old Blog. It’s a little foo foo but it seems to work alright. I’ll be screwing around with it some more, worry not!

Google Earth, a real time-killer

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 10th, 2005

I’ve been fooling around with Google Earth, the free “3D interface to the planet” download from the fine folks at Google. This program is really quite remarkable. I’ve not only located my specific house, but I’ve seen the Taj Mahal, that huge crater in South Africa, the mountains of Chile, the Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam, the Great Wall of China (no, it’s not visible from space), and many many other cool items. I recommend you download this and spend some time clicking around the planet.

The Dreaded Three Lights of Death

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 10th, 2005

On my particular brand of projection television, there’s a front panel below the big viewing screen featuring a column of three lights. Normally, when you power on the set, only one of these lights blink until the TV is fully powered and displaying a striking picture. This morning, all three lights are blinking. In the user manual it says when that happens, it means the projection bulb is dead. On the SamsungParts internet forums, they call it the Three Lights of Death and it has finally happened to me after 29 months of ownership. I’ve just placed an order for a replacement bulb, which I will gladly swap out myself. So now, I can’t watch any movies this weekend, which really sucks. I suppose I could watch them on the computer, but that’s not the same. Perhaps I’ll dust off those rectangle-shaped paper bricks…books I think they’re called…and spend the day getting literate.

Think Tank Empty

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 9th, 2005

I had to cave today at lunch and purchase $20 worth of gas. That got me exactly 6 gallons.

That reminds me…why is it that gas stations never round up the price to the nearest cent? It’s always $3.329 per gallon and never a flat $3.33. What the hell? Is it the same reason why most retail prices end in 9? Well, that’s dumb too.

Anyhoots, I should be good to go for another week.

I Learned It By Watching You!!

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 7th, 2005

This story tells of how preschoolers mimic their parents while playing with other preschoolers. Nice.

Quarter Tank Remaining

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 6th, 2005

In my ‘98 Ford Taurus, I have a quarter tank of gas and I’m going to see how long I can make it last. I don’t live too far from work, it’s under 7 miles. Making it last will mean no driving home for lunch and overall, driving much slower.

So in short, I’ll have to drive more like a native southerner. Did you know that southern drivers will routinely drive well under the posted speed limit? And when merging onto the highway, the southern driver will drive so slowly that accidents often result? If the Triangle area of North Carolina was the driving model for the country, we could set the development of hybrid vehicles back a hundred years.

But this isn’t about slagging the south off. Sure, I enjoy doing because I consider myself one, geographically at the very least. No, this post is about the fuel crisis in the country and how much trouble the Bush Administration is going to be in when they begin their legislative elections next year.

Did you see the story about the Hurricane Relief Telethon on NBC, when rapper Kayne West abandonded the teleprompter and started on a lethal anti-Bush rant, saying “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.” Good stuff, man. It’s about time that sentiment got some air-time. Is there another position or policy of Bush that’s more evident? Good for West!

So like Bush Sr., the much lesser Bush W. is feeling a post-war popularity plunge. Bush W. can at least claim it was a natural catastrophe and not some broken promise (“read my lips”) that was the catalyst.

Site Upgraded…and Happy Labor Day

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 5th, 2005

What ho!?! It’s a new day around here at CVE blog headquarters. In addition to a new look (which I’ll be tweaking as the weeks progress) there is a new policy on comment spam. The new policy is this: it’s no longer welcome.

You see, my fearless blog visitors, you’ve all been spared the behind the scenes turmoil of dealing with comment spam. Comment spam comes mostly from offshore gambling and pharmacy sites and they view the comment area as a way to get free exposure/publicity. So they utilize automated scripts to scour the internet, looking for blogs like mine (with no e-mail address required to make a comment).

Of course there was a time, about a year ago, that comment spam actually made it to the database. And while the old WordPress version was good at moderating the comments before the database was written to, it wasn’t so good at deleting comment spam if it was moderated. That’s why some of your comments mistakenly got nuked; because they were amongst hundreds upon hundreds of spam.

Well, those heady days of unfettered comment spam are now over, fuckheads.

New Pics, New Policy, New Evil

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 2nd, 2005

Hello all. I stumbled upon a couple dozen interesting pictures just now. Many of you have heard the story of the Summer of ‘97. Well here are the pics to prove it. Among them are pics of Tom and Diane Hagan, Ginny Juice, Matt Kennedy, Diane Snagusky, Kim Berry, my brother Steven, Billy Deck, Criggy-Bo-Biggie, and a couple from the really old days.

In particular, this one of me and my sister taken when I was 4 or 5, I’d say. In the background is the hardcover book “An Infinity of Mirrors” which features a swastika on the spine. The way this picture is framed, together with my arian-looking hair color, is very comical. “The casting director for Village of the Damned called, they need you on set.”

Also, this newspaper snippet, taken at my Elementary School when we were in 4th grade.

Good Times.

What Did I Tell Ya?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 2nd, 2005

This story tells of discontinued efforts to prevent disasters like hurricane Katrina. Especially interesting is this snippet:

Case in point: After the huge 1993 Mississippi River flood, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) began buying up floodplain property, preventing people from rebuilding and being swept away again. But that effort, and a larger FEMA mitigation program, no longer exists.

And just this summer, the proposed funding for the New Orleans Army Corps of Engineers district was cut by $71 million for fiscal 2006. Shelved, among other items, was a study to determine ways to protect the region from a Category 5 hurricane.

But Iraq has a democracy, so it’s worth it right?

Let the Looting Begin!

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on September 1st, 2005

In the wake of hurricane Katrina’s wrath, looters have descended upon New Orleans.

Now, I can understand families wanting to have food and water for their kids. I can also appreciate the poor not necessarily having anywhere to go (although shelters were made available on higher ground to the north). However, the looting that’s going on down there far exceeds the expected amount represented by the above.

I think the weather service did a very good job of informing everyone of the danger. I never watch the news and even I knew it had picked up speed in the Gulf and become a category 5 hurricane. That’s some serious shit. So if I knew about it, there’s no reason in the world they shouldn’t have known about it. Knowing this, they should have evacuated, which was mandatory anyway! Who knows how many people could have been saved if they dropped that silly mentality of “we’ve been through a lot of storms, we ain’t gonna leave our house!”

And looting? Well, as popular as P2P programs like Bit Torrent are, it can’t be too shocking that opportunists are just a hair trigger away from being criminals. No big surprise there.

So now that hundreds upon hundreds are dead, I’d like to offer the looters a small beacon of hope. It’s our new song, Hovercraft, which can be downloaded for free at Jack Ruby’s Alibi.

Yes, my philanthropy knows no bounds.