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PipeDreams: The Story of How I Didn’t Get Into Show Business, Part 1

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 30th, 2005

Awhile back, I promised you the story of how I got my start in the wonderful world of entertainment. Well, truth be told, I never really made it in “the biz.” But making the attempt did get me to New Jersey, which got me to North Carolina, which got me happy. So all is well now.

But it wasn’t always that way.

Let me take you back to 1992, as a Broadcasting student at Mansfield University in Pennsylvania…

It was my last year at MU and I’d already made a name for myself at the school: I’d showcased some groundbreaking video editing techniques using the school’s antiquated equipment, I’d also written, produced, and starred in a comedy sketch-based television program, I wrote movie and theater reviews for the school newspaper, I’d won a scholarship from the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, and I was on the Dean’s list for the 4th consecutive semester.

My professors and advisors all told me, it’s time to think about an internship. I’d already had a small one at ABC Sports the prior year, working at a relay station for the live broadcast of the New York Marathon but that was just for a week or so. The time was right to hook myself up for a summer internship, said my advisor, Dr. Trent (name changed).

Dr. Trent had a friend with her own production company in New Jersey. Or at least, she was trying to get it off the ground. The production company owner’s name was Gloria (name changed) and my advisor contacted her about the possibility of an internship for the summer of ‘92. Gloria thought it was a decent idea, since she had a few things cooking with her company, Entertaining Cold Grapes (name changed). So me and a school chum of mine, Steve Mile (name changed), drove out to Parsippany, NJ, home of the really brave.

The day we arrived at the ECG offices was actually very cool! Gloria had a visitor in the office that day: Vin Burnham, who has a pretty famous costume shop in England. She was working with Gloria on…something…shit if I can remember. But we listened to Ms. Burnham tell stories about Terry Gilliam and Tim Burton and it was all very impressive. Gloria also had Bill Luhrs as a quasi-partner. Bill is an actor and really great and funny guy. He was a frequent castmember of Late Night with David Letterman, the NBC years mind you (back when the show was funny). We watched Ms. Burnham’s “reel” (a video reel containing highlights of their motion picture and/or television work) and Mr. Luhrs’ reel, which was really funny, since I was a huge fan of David Letterman. In fact, I had many, “Oh my God, that was YOU???” moments.

We all talked about movies and what I’d been doing at MU. I made them feel comfortable with me and they made me comfortable with them. Gloria told Steve and I what she had in mind for her company: the things she had in the works, the properties she had her eye on as well as the properties she already owned, like the Angel Wallenda story and a book about Nostradamus, which was a New York Times best seller. More on that in later posts.

So it looked very cool at the start. We got to meet people that were at just the right level of business involvement for getting an “intro-to” the business, you know? In other words, we didn’t meet a bunch of A-list celebrities who only wanted to talk about their favorite brand of bottled water. We met real professionals who had a clear goal for the direction of ECG and it was a good way to start. It was tough to not be a little blown away.

The original idea was for both Steve Mile and I to be interns for ECG, but Steve had a conflict and had to take himself out of the running. So basically the internship at ECG was mine for the asking.

Continued tomorrow in part 2.

Is the End Neigh for Real Bloggers?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 29th, 2005

In responding to this story (about how Federal regulators are taking a close look at high profile bloggers), I actually spent more time researching whether or not I was using the word “neigh” properly than reading the entire article.

You see, I don’t consider myself a real blogger in the sense that…I don’t break any stories like a journalist might. I also don’t update this thing very regularly (well, my record is spotty at best) and when I do have something to say, it isn’t so consistent. In other words, I try to mix it up to show that it isn’t all bad news. Some cartoons, some games, some politics, some astronomy, etc. But the two biggest pieces of evidence that this isn’t a real blog are…

1) my audience is very small and
2) this website is really only a vehicle to showcase my dumb music

If I wasn’t planning a huge CD release in a matter of months, I probably wouldn’t bother with this stupid thing at all. Honestly, I don’t enjoy keeping this blog up to date very much. It’s difficult to come up with things to say each day. Fact is, I dread doing it most mornings. That’s not to say I’m going to quit or anything, certainly not before the new CD comes out.

The point is this: the content on this tiny blog slips well below the radar to the point of non-existence. I use this fact to my advantage, of course, by recycling news stories and other articles that have been written by others. Hee Hee!

See the entry below for new music news…

New Music

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 29th, 2005

…So I may as well give you a music update.

I’ve got about 30 tunes in one stage of completion or another. The last release suffered from too many styles rolled into one and as a result, I feel it never had a chance. But that’s me baby; multiple styles…so what am I to do? Why, release two CDs of course! One is rocky, the other is folky. I’ll pick the best 24 songs and split them up amongst the two CDs.

At least, that’s the current plan. It may change. I’ve also recruited help from John Walker and Jason Fetved on an acoustic version of The Fixer to appear on the folky release.

Speaking of help, Mike Sweeney has been such a huge help in keeping me motivated. You see, the company he works for has a satellite office in Morrisville, NC or something. So when he occupies that office, he drops by at night and we “jam” like we were back in fucking high school. It’s a fortuitous situation since he’s learning to play guitar. It’s a lot of fun, actually, and we’ve generated quite a bit of song material too. I won’t presume to be Mike’s guitar teacher or anything, because I’m still learning it myself but I feel I have some kind of role in his development. Trouble is, he’s learning all my bad songwriting habits. Eeek!

We’ve even started a band. It’s called “Hansel & Gretel,” and you will know us by the trail of breadcrumbs…

Just kidding.

The name of our band is Jack Ruby’s Alibi and we already have a single out. It’s a cover of the Replacements’ Here Comes a Regular and you can give it a listen at Mike’s JRA Site. We’re planning on a more official web presence after we record our first original song, Hovercraft, which is a tune I really love! Wait til you hear it!

By the way, that’s Mike’s golden voice on Here Comes a Regular. I’m trying to convince him to be the frontman of JRA, and I could be a secondary voice, like Mick Jones to his Joe Strummer.

So there’s many things in the pipeline…the pipeline of destiny.

The oven of dispair.
The mellonballer of happenstance.
The can opener of ubiquity.
The stapler of hope.
The nailgun of best intentions.
The ratchet set of hatred.
The circular saw of bad manners.

Game Day

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 28th, 2005

The gaming industry now generates as much income as the motion picture industry and computer games have only been around for 30 years. Pretty damned impressive. I’m a big gamer. PC gamer, that is. I haven’t been too interested in Xbox or Playstation as yet, but there may come a day when those games become as sophisticated as PC games and on that day, I may take another look. Most of the time, the big developer (coupled with the big distributor) gets the glory when it comes to games because they’re leveraged in the same way big name movie studios are. But just like the breakout indie that scores big at Sundance, once in awhile you can find a diamond in the rough…

So I present to you 10 PC games; all free downloads, all fully-functioning.

1. 5 Days a Stranger
2. Akuji
3. FreeCiv
4. Highway Pursuit
5. Jetz Rampage 4
6. Legend of Shadow (top of the page)
7. Out of Order
8. Raging Skies (middle of the page)
9. Sandbox of God
10. Seiklus

Henderson Rider

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 27th, 2005

HBO: It Actually IS TV

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 27th, 2005

Looks like Entourage is finally interested in showing some depth; by not having everything that happens to Vincent Chase so damn wonderful like all of the first season. It makes for much more compelling watching to have conflict, call me nuts.

And The Comeback? Well, they took everything I hated about Phoebe Buffay from Friends and constructed a big, dumb show around it. Lisa Kudrow can be really good when she gets good material. Like Wonderland or The Opposite of Sex. But The Comeback is really difficult for me to watch. There can’t be enough bad things to happen to her dumb character on that show: a spoiled sitcom diva who was once on top with her own highly-rated show, subsequently cancelled years ago. Now she’s finally got a supporting role on a new show similar to Don Knotts’ role on Three’s Company. The difference is that Don Knotts would have been really funny.

Scanner Test

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 24th, 2005

This is merely a test of a scanner I just hooked up to my computer. I figured I’d post the results.

Eat, poppa!

What About Virtual Flag Burning?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 23rd, 2005

The continuation of Congress’ woeful track record marches forward in this story, telling of the impending passage of a constitutional amendment outlawing flag burning. Is a constitutional amendment really necessary to thwart such loony behavior? I have no desire to burn flags but I’d like to think I could get away with it if I so chose. Besides, care should be taken when you fuck with the constitution. You can quote me there. How about merely making it a law? Yeah, that’ll do nicely. Just make it a law. A class B misdemeanor or whatever.

As much as I love spilling bile all over my blog, I must ask an important question. Assuming this amendment passes (and there’s no reason why it shouldn’t, given the country’s right-hand turn of recent years), does the amendment cover actual, store-bought, cloth flags and nothing else? What about a paper flag with the stars & stripes colored in crayon? Better yet, what about a Flash animation of a flag being burned? What about an animated .gif file?

Bonnaroo Pics

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 22nd, 2005

I’ve updated the Travel page to bring you all the pictures taken while at Bonnaroo. Doug Stein, photographer.

Martian Sunset

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 21st, 2005

I know this is of interest to only me but after all…it is my blog, isn’t it?

This is a beautiful picture of a martian sunset, taken by one of the venerable robots we have on the surface. It’s nice and large (2486 x 1914) and it comes to us from the Astronomy Picture of the Day.

Sunset

Happy Summer Solstice!

Michael Jackson Acquitted

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 15th, 2005

What can I say about Jackson’s verdict? I’m sure he’s happy about it. I guess the prosecution had a poor case. It’s clear that Michael Jackson is a pretty sick guy but it’s also clear that the mother of the accuser is equally sick.

I’d really like to get under the skin of these hanger-on types. I’d like to know what’s in their heads that tells them it’s OK to not work or contribute anything and to hang onto someone with money is a good way to be. That finger chick who sued Wendy’s was the same type.

Is that the new “get-rich-quick” scheme? Be a fucking litigious slacker? Well done.

How’s that for self-righteous?

Surviving Bonnaroo 2005

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 14th, 2005

Here’s a small video taken with Doug Stein’s digital camera to whet your appetite for the big video and the full report, which will be posted when I’m finished editing the thing.

Edit: this version should be the full deal.

Edit Edit: If you’re using Internet Explorer, then the 22 second video may or may not play in Media Player the whole way through. I can’t say why that might be happening. Firefox, on the other hand, does not seem to have a problem playing it through Quicktime (instead of Media Player).

Happy Birthday Allison

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 12th, 2005

Happy Birthday to my neice, Allison, as she turns 1 today. Next year, her age will double! Yikes! It’s happening too damn fast!

See all the fun on the updated PICS page.

Sopranos Season Seven?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 8th, 2005

David Chase has hinted that a 7th season could be added without affecting the outcome of the already-filmed 6th season. That’s not surprising that HBO keeps coming back at him. Chase has made that sort of claim before; that the completed season would be the last. HBO would be crazy not to want that train to keep rolling.

What’s surprising is the “without affecting the outcome of season 6″ bit. This tells me the season 6 finale has no satisfying scene where Christopher usurps Tony with a bullet to the head or Tony being sent to jail…some definite end to the whole thing. Perhaps that’s what the theatrical film will bring.

I already purchased season 5 yesterday.

Anne Bancroft, R.I.P.

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 7th, 2005

The great Anne Bancroft has died. She turned in memorable performances in many of my favorite movies: The Graduate, The Elephant Man, Malice, and Keeping the Faith. She was 73.

Hiatus Completed

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 6th, 2005

I’m back in the swing of things for now, having completed a recent vacation in sunny Florida. Next up: Bonnaroo, which entails another small hiatus. I imagine you’ll be able to handle it. Nothing much to report during the vacation: I swam, I drank, I ate, I slept, I shat. What else is there, really?

I’ve discovered a couple more games for you and a weird paper towel marketing ploy (below). Enjoy!

BrawnyMan

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on June 6th, 2005

Yow! What the hell is this? It’s Brawny’s (the unscrupulous paper towel people) answer to the Burger King Chicken thing from last year or so. Lame.