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Archive for March, 2005

Would Def Leppard Have Written a Song About a Digital Picture?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 31st, 2005

Probably not. But this story about the changing world of picture-taking got me thinking. It seems the money normally spent on photo processing is now being spent on paper, ink, and automated printing kiosks. So as digital camera sales increase, you would think the money spent to put them on paper would also increase.

But it isn’t. Sales of these materials are actually decreasing a little bit each year. People are getting the message that you don’t need to keep paper photos. You can put them on a DVD which is technically safer than hardcopies (digital pics stored digitally do not fade or get soda spilled on them). You can put that DVD in your player and watch a slideshow on your television. Or browse those pics with a computer. Set your PC up to select a random desktop wallpaper from your pic library.

Basically, all the advantages that digital music has over records and CDs, digital photos have over hardcopies.

Playtime!

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 29th, 2005

Wastebasketball.

It’s quite addictive.

Cartooner

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 28th, 2005

Would You Morons Please Let That Woman Die Already?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 23rd, 2005

I can see the argument on both sides of the Terri Schiavo debate, I really can. Is the husband making it up about her saying to him that she wouldn’t want to live that way? It would be pretty convenient if he was. At the same time, I can see that the parents certainly don’t want to say goodbye. Such a stance certainly fits the anti-abortion agenda quite nicely, which simultaneously dovetails into the republican conservative agenda and the religious right.

But folks, this story is now a giant circus and it needs to go away. The fact that congress and the Bush administration got involved so closely reveals a possible desire by Bush to take your mind off of larger, more pressing issues. Iraq is still going on, gas prices are increasing, inflation is a concern, and Social Security is still at question.

Not to mention the Michael Jackson trial. That’s a much more entertaining news item than whether or not to water a vegetable garden.

Mad Man Dewey

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 22nd, 2005

I have the jingle for Mad Man Dewey running through my head. Mad Man Dewey was an appliance store in Elmira, NY and I grew up listening to their silly jingle on the radio. The music of the jingle was done in a big band style and it sounds very old so it might have been recorded in the 50’s. The lyrics go something like this:

Mad Man Dewey

He’s the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus
all wrapped up in one because
your credit is so elastic,
and his prices are fantastic.

For appliances, for you.
Shop value furniture too!
C’mon and see what you can do.
At Mad Man! That’s Mad Man…
At Mad Man Dewey!

Why am I taking up your time with such an obscure remembrance? I no longer remember.

Cartooner

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 21st, 2005

Alan Riggs, Clown Fucker

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 18th, 2005

Headline of the Day

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 18th, 2005

GOP Asks Brain-Damaged Woman to Testify.

What the fuck?? Next thing you know, we’ll have a brain-damaged president running the country with a faith-based instead of a fact-based administration.

Oh, wait…

The Best Place to Kill Your Wife

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 18th, 2005

If you have a desire to see your wife dead, then move the family to sunny LA where you’re sure to get off! You don’t even need an expensive defense lawyer since the LA County DA’s office is filled with interns, secretaries, and Judges-in-training. Once acquitted, you’re sent to the ultra-exclusive Murderer’s Club! Hit the links with OJ Simpson, have a drink at the cocktail lounge with Phil Spector, then feed the birds with Robert Blake!

Michael Jackson Corpse Found

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 17th, 2005

According to this story, the 20 year-old remains of Michael Jackson were discovered buried in a shallow grave at Neverland Ranch. Forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said, “We are not certain, at this time, who – or what – has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse.”

Y I K E S ! !
Yikes!

War Crime Reparations?

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 16th, 2005

This story tells no fewer than 26 prisoners have died in American custody in Iraq and Afghanistan since 2002 in what Army and Navy investigators have concluded or suspect were acts of criminal homicide, according to military officials. So to whom should we make that check out? Oh wait, I forgot. We’re the United States of America. We don’t have to answer for war crimes. Silly me.

Never mind.

Ducks Behaving Badly

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 13th, 2005

This story is about research performed on mallards and their reproductive habits. It seems that rape and homosexual necrophilia are the cornerstones of many duck’s day. Daffy Duck was unavailable for comment.

Critical Praise vs. Popularity

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 10th, 2005

This story about why award shows suck got me thinking. Here’s the bit that did it…

There’s a huge gap between what the public prefers and what creative institutions honor. For example, “Shrek 2″ gobbled up the most box office sales in 2004, but it wasn’t nominated for best picture at the Oscars or Globes, although it did receive animation award nods. Other snubs went to box-office champs “The Passion of the Christ,” “Fahrenheit 9/11″ and “Spider-Man.”

I don’t disagree there’s a gap but let’s ask the big question…why is there a gap? Why are popular films (by and large) not received well by the critics?

Well basically, critics still think of film as an art form. Granted, it’s probably the most accessible art form we have which accounts for this supposed disparity. I tend to think of film as an art form, too. I like how effective a film can be at getting me to think about issues I might not normally think about. A film might show me a facet of the human condition in a way I hadn’t seen before. Shrek 2, while entertaining, doesn’t aspire to such peaks. Nor does Spider Man.

Some people might say, “Who the fuck cares about the human condition? I just want to be entertained.” That’s all fine and good but entertainment is not the end-all, be-all for cinema. Film can do so much more than merely entertain. If entertainment was the only reason we did things, we wouldn’t need movies. Monster Truck shows and Professional Wrestling is entertainment to millions of people. They don’t make movies out of it, though. That stuff is for TV.

My taste? I’m probably somewhere in the middle. I can have a profoud admiration for films like Taxi Driver and Do the Right Thing and at the same time, enjoy popcorn flicks like Starship Troopers and Independence Day. My favorite films generally do not make a lot of money nor do they appear on lists like the Top Grossing Films of All Time, so I probably contribute to “the gap.”

Award shows like the Oscars are not there to celebrate the biggest money makers (by definition, the most popular). Being a big money maker is it’s own reward. No, the Oscars celebrate film excellence they way they’ve always done. The way all award shows do, be it Grammys, Tonys, or Emmys. The Oscars might not always be accurate but the intent is clearly to recognize those films that transcend the art form. For the most part, the Oscars have done this well.

TV or Not TV

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 9th, 2005

This article is from Tom’s Hardware Guide and it’s a pretty good white paper on TV technologies and what the future has in store for us.

One problem, though. The article does not discuss DLP at all. DLP stands for Digital Light Processing and it strikes a very good balance between the positives & negatives of both plasma and LCD technologies. The folks at Texas Instruments, the makers of DLP, better hire a new marketing man if they expect to compete.

Trigger Happy Troops

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 4th, 2005

This story tells of US Troops opening fire on the convoy rescuing an Italian journalist, killing an Italian secret agent.

Ciao!

Martha Back In The Kitchen

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 4th, 2005

Barfa Stewart

As everyone expected, the big story of the day is Martha Stewart being released from prison. Now get back to those dumb magazines and TV shows so I can spend time not reading/watching them.

Wake Up, Bobby!

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 4th, 2005

In this story, Robert DeNiro launches a short film competition with Amazon.com.

In every picture of DeNiro I’ve ever seen, he looks like they dragged him out of bed.

Bed Head

Playtime – Notepad Invaders

Posted by Christopher Van Epps on March 4th, 2005